We talk shit even though we don’t like people shit-talking us. We laugh at people but get mad when they laugh at us. We complain even though we’re complaining about how people always complain. We say we’ll never do this and that but end up doing it. We say we hate haters when we’re the ones hating our haters. We’re hypocrites and you know it.

Andrea: Everybody! Jesus says shut up. So, we were just about to sing a song, weren't we? So what shall we sing?
Kid 1: Rihanna!
Kid 2: Lady Gaga!
Kid 3: Béyonce!
Andrea: Those are all people who can't really sing, don't wear very many clothes, and get married far too young. What do we call those sorts of people?
Kids: Americans!