1. Spot a cute boy.
2. Fangirl over him for a few short moments every time he walks by.
3. Stalk him.
4. Try to find out his last name.
5. Once the last name is found, cyber stalk him.
6. Lurk him online and try to find out every detail there is to know.
7. Feel creepy and stop.
8. Start again because you are naturally a creep and have accepted that.
9. Feel extra creepy for feeling creepy and not caring.
10. Obsess over him a little more.
11. Realize he is way too good for you and/or impossible to obtain.
12. Get upset.
13. Stay upset.
14. Get over it.
15. Repeat.
